Here We Are Now, Entertain Us I Feel Stupid And Contagious

So it's happening. Little E is growing up, and I can tell by his less than pleasurable aroma that has been filling the house lately. Yesterday we went to buy his first stick of deodorant. Hand to my heart we were in the pit stick aisle for no less than 10 minutes smelling every different … Continue reading Here We Are Now, Entertain Us I Feel Stupid And Contagious

I Like Big Butts And I Can Not Lie You Other Brothers Can’t Deny That When A Girl Walks In With An Itty Bitty Waist And A Round Thing In Your Face You Get Sprung

So Little E had a friend over on Sunday and I heard him asking Alexa to play "I like Big Butts." Now in my house, for the most part, I'm pretty open with my kids, and that includes music. I'd rather keep an open dialogue then have to deal with little secrets now that can … Continue reading I Like Big Butts And I Can Not Lie You Other Brothers Can’t Deny That When A Girl Walks In With An Itty Bitty Waist And A Round Thing In Your Face You Get Sprung

Is It Cool If I Hold Your Hand? Is It Wrong If I Think It’s Lame To Dance? Do You Like My Stupid Hair? Would You Guess That I Didn’t Know What To Wear?

You guys, honestly, I need help finding someone to look after my kids once we move! I'm on so many wait-lists for childcare/after school care etc, but NO ONE has room right now. In all seriousness I didn't think it would be this big of an issue. I guess I didn't realize the fact that … Continue reading Is It Cool If I Hold Your Hand? Is It Wrong If I Think It’s Lame To Dance? Do You Like My Stupid Hair? Would You Guess That I Didn’t Know What To Wear?

Cause We Dope Girls We Flawless, We The Poster Girls For All This / I’m Feelin’ Myself

The dreaded swimsuit. I have put off buying a new bathing suit for myself for years (no exaggeration) because like the majority of females, I hate it. Pure and simple. Last time I attempted to take my kids swimming a few months ago, my halter style suit's neck strap broke while I was getting it … Continue reading Cause We Dope Girls We Flawless, We The Poster Girls For All This / I’m Feelin’ Myself