Tag: Dating

If You’re Horny Let’s Do It Ride It, My Pony My Saddle’s Waiting Come And Jump On It

Sex. There. I've got your attention. Same way Z got mine when she asked how babies were made this past weekend while we where just chilling on my bed. She's 7 so it's not the most unreasonable time to discuss it with her. And I've explained it to her beforehand which she's obviously forgotten about … Continue reading If You’re Horny Let’s Do It Ride It, My Pony My Saddle’s Waiting Come And Jump On It →

‘Cause If You Like The Way You Look That Much Oh Baby, You Should Go And Love Yourself

So, I've downloaded a new dating app. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø. But each new picture that come up I'm looking at and asking myself would I want this guys dick inside me? And it's become an automatic swipe no. So it's really just become a thing to do to pass time and not really anything I expect to … Continue reading ‘Cause If You Like The Way You Look That Much Oh Baby, You Should Go And Love Yourself →

Shawty Said The Ni**a That She With Ainā€™t Shit / Call Me So I Can Come And Prove It To You

So bar boy came over again. Two weekends in a row. And you know what. It was nice. Really nice. His dick is still too big and that part is annoying, but the part of having someone in my bed holding me throughout the night and waking up to morning sex and the intimacy part … Continue reading Shawty Said The Ni**a That She With Ainā€™t Shit / Call Me So I Can Come And Prove It To You →

Handle Me? / He Put In All That Work, He Wanna Be The MVP, I Told Him Ainā€™t No Taming Me

So he came. Actually I came. I saw. I conquered. The bar dude I met came and spent the night this past Saturday. I have not spent an actual night with anyone since E. No sleeping over in my bed ever. It was always sex, and bye. Like unless you're gonna make the commitment to … Continue reading Handle Me? / He Put In All That Work, He Wanna Be The MVP, I Told Him Ainā€™t No Taming Me →

Eventually If It Was Meant To Be, Then It Would Be ā€˜Cause We Related, Physically And Mentally / Boy, I Tell You, I Miss Her

Today I had another honest conversation with my kids. I asked them how they would feel if they never had a 'dad'. Like if we just always remained a family of three. How pretty much they've always known it. I told them I've come to the realization that for myself, men cause me a distraction, … Continue reading Eventually If It Was Meant To Be, Then It Would Be ā€˜Cause We Related, Physically And Mentally / Boy, I Tell You, I Miss Her →

I Like Big Butts And I Can Not Lie You Other Brothers Can’t Deny That When A Girl Walks In With An Itty Bitty Waist And A Round Thing In Your Face You Get Sprung

So Little E had a friend over on Sunday and I heard him asking Alexa to play "I like Big Butts." Now in my house, for the most part, I'm pretty open with my kids, and that includes music. I'd rather keep an open dialogue then have to deal with little secrets now that can … Continue reading I Like Big Butts And I Can Not Lie You Other Brothers Can’t Deny That When A Girl Walks In With An Itty Bitty Waist And A Round Thing In Your Face You Get Sprung →

Let’s Go Back Back To The Beginning / I’m Shedding Shedding Every Color Trying To Find A Pigment Of Truth

The other night I woke up from another one of my very real dreams I've been having the last few months/years and was hit with the stark realization that I have in fact been on a few lame dates. I know I've complained the entire duration of my blog that I've never been on a … Continue reading Let’s Go Back Back To The Beginning / I’m Shedding Shedding Every Color Trying To Find A Pigment Of Truth →

You Used To Call Me On My Cell Phone Late Night When You Need My Love Call Me On My Cell Phone

I know. My posts have been less than juicy lately. The thing is, my life has been boring af. My parents were in town like I said, and then I got sick and apart from work, I've barely left my house. I have like zero interest in guys because, well I just don't wanna stir … Continue reading You Used To Call Me On My Cell Phone Late Night When You Need My Love Call Me On My Cell Phone →

Here Come Bad News, Talking This And That Well, Give Me All You Got, And Don’t Hold It Back Well, I Should Probably Warn You I’ll Be Just Fine No Offense To You, Don’t Waste Your Time Cause I’m Happy

Update...I'm alive. Super alive. Thanks for everyone's concerns/comments about how I should choose to live my life, but I had a great night. Go ahead and read while I write a blog that makes me sound like a complete bitch (opposed to all my other ones lol) but keep in mind, he's the one who … Continue reading Here Come Bad News, Talking This And That Well, Give Me All You Got, And Don’t Hold It Back Well, I Should Probably Warn You I’ll Be Just Fine No Offense To You, Don’t Waste Your Time Cause I’m Happy →