Sex. There. I've got your attention. Same way Z got mine when she asked how babies were made this past weekend while we where just chilling on my bed. She's 7 so it's not the most unreasonable time to discuss it with her. And I've explained it to her beforehand which she's obviously forgotten about … Continue reading If You’re Horny Let’s Do It Ride It, My Pony My Saddle’s Waiting Come And Jump On It
I haven't just written about what's going on in my life lately. Today, my kids are attending their official last day of school. Z is done grade 1 and Little E has completed grade 4. It seems necessary to mark this occasion after the whirlwind of a season we've been through in this last little … Continue reading I Hope You Both Feel The Sparks By The End Of The Drive I Hope You Know She’s The One By The End Of The Night
So, in a world filled with COVID-19, I'm going to write my first post in over a month and not mention it at all... well at least not again lol. I'm going to tell all of you who have been checking my site on the daily (yeah I browse my stats, I see y'all, thanks … Continue reading Let’s Go Don’t Wait This Night’s Almost Over
The other night I woke up from another one of my very real dreams I've been having the last few months/years and was hit with the stark realization that I have in fact been on a few lame dates. I know I've complained the entire duration of my blog that I've never been on a … Continue reading Let’s Go Back Back To The Beginning / I’m Shedding Shedding Every Color Trying To Find A Pigment Of Truth
You guys, honestly, I need help finding someone to look after my kids once we move! I'm on so many wait-lists for childcare/after school care etc, but NO ONE has room right now. In all seriousness I didn't think it would be this big of an issue. I guess I didn't realize the fact that … Continue reading Is It Cool If I Hold Your Hand? Is It Wrong If I Think It’s Lame To Dance? Do You Like My Stupid Hair? Would You Guess That I Didn’t Know What To Wear?