Extra Large And Extra Hard / Hop On Top I Wanna Ride

I met up with my big dick Jamaican again 🤦🏻‍♀️ I guess I have no self control when it comes to sexcapades but he really is so sweet. It had been what two? Three years? Since I’d seen him in person? I honestly can’t remember. My memory is not the best tbh. But as a … Continue reading Extra Large And Extra Hard / Hop On Top I Wanna Ride

If You’re Horny Let’s Do It Ride It, My Pony My Saddle’s Waiting Come And Jump On It

Sex. There. I've got your attention. Same way Z got mine when she asked how babies were made this past weekend while we where just chilling on my bed. She's 7 so it's not the most unreasonable time to discuss it with her. And I've explained it to her beforehand which she's obviously forgotten about … Continue reading If You’re Horny Let’s Do It Ride It, My Pony My Saddle’s Waiting Come And Jump On It

I Hope You Both Feel The Sparks By The End Of The Drive I Hope You Know She’s The One By The End Of The Night

I haven't just written about what's going on in my life lately. Today, my kids are attending their official last day of school. Z is done grade 1 and Little E has completed grade 4. It seems necessary to mark this occasion after the whirlwind of a season we've been through in this last little … Continue reading I Hope You Both Feel The Sparks By The End Of The Drive I Hope You Know She’s The One By The End Of The Night

Let’s Go Back Back To The Beginning / I’m Shedding Shedding Every Color Trying To Find A Pigment Of Truth

The other night I woke up from another one of my very real dreams I've been having the last few months/years and was hit with the stark realization that I have in fact been on a few lame dates. I know I've complained the entire duration of my blog that I've never been on a … Continue reading Let’s Go Back Back To The Beginning / I’m Shedding Shedding Every Color Trying To Find A Pigment Of Truth

Is It Cool If I Hold Your Hand? Is It Wrong If I Think It’s Lame To Dance? Do You Like My Stupid Hair? Would You Guess That I Didn’t Know What To Wear?

You guys, honestly, I need help finding someone to look after my kids once we move! I'm on so many wait-lists for childcare/after school care etc, but NO ONE has room right now. In all seriousness I didn't think it would be this big of an issue. I guess I didn't realize the fact that … Continue reading Is It Cool If I Hold Your Hand? Is It Wrong If I Think It’s Lame To Dance? Do You Like My Stupid Hair? Would You Guess That I Didn’t Know What To Wear?

If It’s Love And We Decide That It’s Forever No One Else Could Do It Better

And now ladies and gentlemen,  what you've all been waiting for (lol) My brutally honest and never to be used (since I have zero desire to open a dating profile again) dating profile. First, let me start off by saying, like most of you, I have no idea how to properly start this thing. How … Continue reading If It’s Love And We Decide That It’s Forever No One Else Could Do It Better

Through It All We Will Remain In This Life We All Know Friends May Come They May Go Through The Years I Know I Will Stay

Some of you have asked why I even bother with K anymore like writing to him etc. K has been there for me in ways I can't even explain, but I'll give you a few examples. One simple time that crosses my mind was once when I got high, and we were on the phone. … Continue reading Through It All We Will Remain In This Life We All Know Friends May Come They May Go Through The Years I Know I Will Stay

No, I Don’t Want Your Number No, I Don’t Want To Give You Mine And No, I Don’t Want To Meet You Nowhere No, I Don’t Want None Of Your Time

Wow! Men are literally coming outta the woodwork. I took a picture at work and posted it on the gram today (because I look amazing as I discussed yesterday lol) and my phones been going non-stop. I guess I should preface this by saying selfies for me used to be VERY rare. Like my whole … Continue reading No, I Don’t Want Your Number No, I Don’t Want To Give You Mine And No, I Don’t Want To Meet You Nowhere No, I Don’t Want None Of Your Time