The Conversation Dies Apologize For The Past Talk Some Shit Take It Back

This whole adulting thing is not for me. I'm either too immature for it or not reading any of the signals correctly, or just ridiculously ill prepared for it and quite frankly I don't want it. If I could bring some magic receipt back to some store of life and say I would like a … Continue reading The Conversation Dies Apologize For The Past Talk Some Shit Take It Back

I Don’t Want A Lot For Christmas There Is Just One Thing I Need And I Don’t Care About The Presents

Christmas is coming. You know how I can tell? My sister R sent me a text this morning. Nope scratch that. R sent me 8 texts while I was driving to work (before 8 am) and another 4 within a few hours of me arriving to work, all related to what I should get her … Continue reading I Don’t Want A Lot For Christmas There Is Just One Thing I Need And I Don’t Care About The Presents

Welcome To Your Name In Lights All The Lighters In The Sky You Must Be Famous This Is How You Live Your Life

I have absolutely without a shadow of a doubt never wanted to be famous. Not one tiny itsy bitsy little iota of me has ever had the desire to be on stage for a living or wanted to see my name up in lights. If I ever had my life's crazy story published, I'd do … Continue reading Welcome To Your Name In Lights All The Lighters In The Sky You Must Be Famous This Is How You Live Your Life

We’re All Broken Pieces Floating By / These Aren’t My People These Aren’t My Friends

I had a packed house last night. I invited my co-workers over for drinks/games night, and J brought her two kids. I also decided to invite another couple I met through Little E and his classmates and they brought their two kids as well. So with 7 adults and 6 kids running around my small … Continue reading We’re All Broken Pieces Floating By / These Aren’t My People These Aren’t My Friends